Your Mom is My Cardio - Women's T-Shirt obrother Ridgefield's finest establishment since 1985

Ridgefield's finest establishment since 1985

but Jack Burton's personal mythology runs on a different engine than reality

Distressed white block text below reads "RITUAL KILLING

Mixing an endoskeleton with a velvet jacket just confirms Wonka was running target acquisition protocols on those kids the whole time

with "BUT NOBODY BELIEVES HIM" curving below the central graphic

Your Mom is My Cardio - Women's T-Shirt obrother Ridgefield's finest establishment since 1985Putting a "your mom" joke in gold 1977 Pontiac Trans Am lettering is the typographic equivalent of wearing a tuxedo to a food fight. The font matured but the joke absolutely refused to. The Details: Retro 1970s inline letterforms with parallel striped lines within each character read "YOUR MOM IS MY" in distressed black ink. Bold golden yellow text with a dark outline reads "CARDIO" below in a larger, heavier weight with the same distressed texture