Easily Distracted by Hos - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Grey/Black Bold black arched text below

Bold black arched text below reads "RECREATION

Karate Man bruises on the inside

a mid-century landmark born during the 1950s bowling boom

Arched white bold serif text reads "KICK HIS ASS" across the top

Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow

Easily Distracted by Hos - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Grey/Black Bold black arched text belowSanta's whole "making a list, checking it twice" routine sounds a lot less wholesome when you realize he's ranking by attractiveness. The naughty list was never about behavior. The Details: White groovy bubble text arcs reading "EASILY DISTRACTED" with larger bold white text below reading "BY HOS." Below the text, a vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus shows a smirking expression, rosy red cheeks, a large red nose, full white beard, and red