Safety Third - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:M Red script text reads "Port"

Red script text reads "Port" beside a black illustration of a bowling ball scattering pins with radiating impact lines

Losing a hot dog to the campfire is the only tragedy where everyone watches in silence and nobody calls 911

and red sparkle decorations

Blue text reads "Tucson

because nobody browsing the warehouse expects a cursed ghost workshopping his flesh situation downstairs

Safety Third - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:M Red script text reads "Port"Ranking safety third implies it still made the list, which is generous for anyone lighting firecrackers like a bouquet at their own funeral. Missing eyebrows every July tell the rest of the story. The Details: Slightly arched white varsity style block text reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the upper chest. Cartoon style hands in skin tone ink appear below, one gripping a bundle of red firecrackers, the other holding a lit lighter approaching the fuse. Fit &