Fireworks Director I Run, You Run - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL and a narrowed side-eye expression

and a narrowed side-eye expression

Golden-cream serif text in a classical Roman style below reads "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Fifteen blinks a minute means you wanted me before you even finished reading my chest

and roller skates perches atop a wooden signpost

A white skull with crossed fork and knife sits centered between "ESTD" and "1985

Fireworks Director I Run, You Run - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL and a narrowed side-eye expressionFireworks Director is a self appointed title earned by whoever has the longest lighter and the shortest attention span. "I Run, You Run" is less a safety protocol and more an honest liability waiver. The Details: Red gradient block text reads "FIREWORKS" above a white rectangular banner containing dark navy text reading "DIRECTOR." Light blue bold uppercase text below reads "I RUN, YOU RUN." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed