Disappointments All of You - Women's T-Shirt lastdragon1 playing in an era when

playing in an era when the game was still raw and regional

Finishing a 96-ounce steak is less a meal and more a hostage negotiation between Chet and his own digestive system

Seconds never ruined a dinner

Apparently growing back a spine is easier than answering a direct question

Mama Fratelli's idea of farm-to-table involves a basement

Disappointments All of You - Women's T-Shirt lastdragon1 playing in an era whenOmniscience means watching humanity's browser history in real time with no way to close the tab. Apparently the open arms pose is less about unconditional love and more about exasperated parenting. The Details: Arched black block text reads "DISAPPOINTMENTS" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of Jesus Christ with arms outstretched. Golden yellow radiating sunburst rays extend behind the figure. Curved black block text below reads "ALL OF YOU."