Why Come You Don't Have A Tattoo Idiocracy T-Shirt Size:3XL but escaped with the help

but escaped with the help of his boomstick

This Christmas Story t-shirt features an image of Ralphie Parker

It's the same off-the-shoulder shirt that Tiffani-Amber Thiessen wore on the unforgettable teen show

War is hell

"The Force Is Strong With This One" in block letters with Darth Vader's helmet

Why Come You Don't Have A Tattoo Idiocracy T-Shirt Size:3XL but escaped with the helpAfter participating in a suspended animation experiment, Joe Bauers woke up in the year 2505, a time when everyone had UPC tattoos on their wrist. Joe walked into St. God's Memorial Hospital, where he talked to the doctor that appears on this t shirt. When the doctor realized that Joe didn't have a wrist tattoo, he asked "Where's your tattoo? Why don't you have this? Why come you don't have a tattoo?!". For any fan of the 2006 cult classic Idiocracy,