Well Hung Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red but Hawaii has mai tais

but Hawaii has mai tais

distressed white uppercase text reads "Coffee Shop" and "Restaurant

Bold distressed white block text reads "ALCATRAZ SWIM TEAM" below

NV" with decorative script reading "Since 1996" above a small ornamental flourish

Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand-drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates

Well Hung Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red but Hawaii has mai taisStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit