Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Black script text reads "Desert

Black script text reads "Desert Air" above clean uppercase sans-serif text reading "HOTEL AND COTTAGES

Distressed golden-yellow block text reads "STAY GOLD" arched above a skull sporting a greaser pompadour

and a gray sole plate

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "THE GREAT TRI-COUNTY" above large cream block capitals reading "BAKE OFF & PIE EAT

A white stick figure in a wide stance aims a cleaning wand emitting a large white steam cloud

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Black script text reads "DesertPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text