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High-contrast white stencil-art portrait depicts Doc Holliday in a wide-brimmed hat

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White block text below reads "SCHOOL OF BOWLING

White cursive script reads "Rubes" alongside the mascot

Buck cornering that clown with a power drill is the most aggressive childcare strategy ever deployed by a man who reeks of cigars and pancake batter

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