Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Corporate's idea of hazard pay

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A circular logo at the top depicts a red cardinal perched on a black bowling ball beside yellow bowling pins

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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Corporate's idea of hazard payBanjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in. Wholesome clip art canoe guys have no idea they're paddling straight into the most regrettable Google search at your barbecue. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water. Below the illustration, white serif text