I am Unable to Quit as I am Currently Too Legit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt tiki wearing down edges and breaking

wearing down edges and breaking apart letterforms throughout

White serif text below reads "FOUNDING FATHER" above larger white serif text reading "BEN DRANKIN'

A stencil-style portrait of Cordell Walker in a cowboy hat sits centered within a white baseball with red stitching

Arched distressed white text reads "THE KOKURYUKAI IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE BLACK DRAGON HONOR" above a stark white stencil-style portrait of Frank Dux flanked by two five-pointed stars

bold white block text reads "JACKSON STEINEM & CO

I am Unable to Quit as I am Currently Too Legit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt tiki wearing down edges and breakingRephrasing a two word catchphrase into formal corporate English is the linguistic equivalent of wearing a three piece suit to a breakdancing competition. Quitting remains off the table pending a full legitimacy audit. The Details: Bold white rounded sans serif text, centered across multiple lines, reads "I am Unable to Quit as I am Currently Too Legit." with selective capitalization on key words. Clean, minimal text only layout with no illustrations