Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy That lit fuse is doing

That lit fuse is doing community service so your shirt doesn't have to

aiming a ray gun emitting a green beam

with a small star beneath it

Playing Class D ball in the Gulf Coast League

and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation

Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy That lit fuse is doingAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white