I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt thanksgiving " A vintage sketch-style portrait

" A vintage sketch-style portrait of Sam Rothstein in a plaid suit jacket with arms crossed appears between two golden-orange stars beside blue script reading "Featuring

A white outer ring surrounds the circle

Some franchises chase sophistication

Bold crimson block-letter text reads "DIE HARD" on the top line

Sam Rothstein turned a sportsbook into a variety show stage because even chaos needs a spreadsheet

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt thanksgiving " A vintage sketch-style portraitSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white