Thicc Like Ol' Saint Nick - Unisex T-Shirt outdoors it carried the soul of

it carried the soul of a city that bowled as seriously as it played baseball

After five decades

flanked by green holly leaves

competing in Class A ball across the Deep South

Bold white block text reads "LINCOLN HAWK'S" with "ESTD" and "1987" flanking a small star

Thicc Like Ol' Saint Nick - Unisex T-Shirt outdoors it carried the soul ofSanta eats billions of cookies annually with zero accountability and somehow remains the most trusted man in the world. Body positivity apparently just requires a red suit and a sleigh. The Details: A vintage cartoon portrait of a winking Santa Claus appears in red, green, and white with rosy cheeks, a bushy white beard, and a fur trimmed red hat. Bold white block text below reads "THICC LIKE OL' ST. NICK." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100%