Bofadees Nuts - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Ned Ryerson's sales pitch has

Ned Ryerson's sales pitch has a 100% close rate when you're trapped in a time loop with no escape

and nobody had the decency to retire the jersey

Charles De Mar's ski advice is basically "go fast and don't die

Smaller white text reads "It's got raisins in it

Stylized digital illustration depicts Bob McKenzie in a yellow and blue knit toque

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