Ask Me - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Bold white sans-serif text reads

Bold white sans-serif text reads "WEYLAND YUTANI CORP" across the upper portion of a large circular emblem

" Arched white text at bottom reads "BASEBALL

vintage sitcom nostalgia

Inspired by Jaws

flanked by three white stars on each side

Ask Me - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Bold white sans-serif text readsAliens crossing millions of light years just to perform a rectal exam suggests the universe runs on the same healthcare system we do. At least they don't charge a copay. The Details: Bold white retro text reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE" above a gray flying saucer emitting a white tractor beam. A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam, surrounded by green pine trees in a forest clearing. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun