Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Bold black illustration depicts a

Bold black illustration depicts a penguin in a jaunty skating pose

Scattered white dots surround the text across the print area

Volunteering for a gunfight with the politeness of a man offering you tea is a very specific kind of terrifying

and lunch counters like this one fed the crowds between newsreels and errands

Coral-red text reads "THE FAIRMONT HOTEL" above white text reading "SAN FRANCISCO

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Bold black illustration depicts aMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork