All Men Are Cremated Equal - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Flowing cyan neon-glow script reads

Flowing cyan neon-glow script reads "Double" above five bold block letters spelling "DEUCE

Drinkin' with Claus means the naughty list is just a to-do list

Losing a crop report is apparently a resume builder

its toothed mouth open near a small spice harvester

White capitalized text at the bottom reads "ASSASSINATION SQUAD

All Men Are Cremated Equal - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Flowing cyan neon-glow script readsLooking for a spooky twist on a classic quote? Our "All Men Are Cremated Equal" design gives you just thatfeaturing a skeletal version of Thomas Jefferson (or is it?) proclaiming equality beyond the grave! This design combines clever humor with a hint of historical parody, perfect for those with a dark sense of humor who love Halloween. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton unisex T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition