Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL The galaxy’s most competitive sprocket

The galaxy’s most competitive sprocket supplier—just don’t mention the competition

Arched distressed orange serif text reads "SAN FRANCISCO" flanked by small orange stars

Dong's automobile inquiry remains the most urgent missing vehicle report in suburban history

Arched distressed white serif text reads "LIFT UP

it became the crossroads where sports legends and Hollywood stars rubbed elbows over steaks and cocktails

Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL The galaxy’s most competitive sprocketTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads