I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt texas running with a bat

running with a bat

finger pressed to his temple

A vintage illustration of a female roller skater in a red dress strikes a pose on white skates above italic script reading "Artistic Skating

Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD 96ER" along the bottom

" "TELL A LIE

I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt texas running with a batKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun