Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Somewhere a liver is filing

Somewhere a liver is filing a missing persons report while its owner floats downstream posting about how nature heals

minor league ball was the community's shared ritual

prison stinks is what I'm saying

take it to the 10 then switch over to the 405 north and let it dump you out to Mulholland where you belong

" A horizontal blue line separates white text reading "ATRAVIS SECTOR" and "OUTER RIM TERRITORIES

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Somewhere a liver is filingTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered