Santa Tuxedo - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Golden-yellow retro bubble lettering reads

Golden-yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top

Clubs like this one gave small cities an identity far beyond their size

CHARLESTON AT DECATUR" and "LAS VEGAS

STATE LEAGUE" above "SCRANTON

Giving a toilet paper roll the confident swagger of a 1940s cartoon mascot is already unhinged

Santa Tuxedo - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Golden-yellow retro bubble lettering readsWearing a printed tuxedo to a holiday party is the formal wear equivalent of answering "sure" to every RSVP. The candy cane boutonnire really seals it, because nothing says black tie like a pocket that doesn't physically exist. The Details: A red bow tie sits at the top, flanked by green and red tartan lapels over a white vertically striped dress shirt with black buttons and a red vest panel. A green trimmed breast pocket on the right holds a candy