Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL A cartoon Audrey II with

A cartoon Audrey II with a gaping toothed maw

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Santa winking while quoting Journey lyrics is the exact energy of every adult wrapping presents at 2 AM from a man they stopped believing in decades ago

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Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL A cartoon Audrey II withStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit