Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Ricky Bobby would have lapped

Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus

Grammar teachers have been trying to explain this for decades

Arched distressed white text reads "LAKE POTOWOTOMINIMAC

Science never stood a chance against that level of commitment

Element 119 finally got discovered

Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Ricky Bobby would have lappedScott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose, just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety. Turning into a beast only reveals what every teenager at that party already wanted. Inspired by Teen Wolf. The Details: Distressed white horror style text reads "GIVE ME, A KEG," to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid transformation with bloodshot red eyes, brown disheveled hair, and a tense