United Citizen Federation - Unisex Tank Top shawshank redemption " Dark blue hand-drawn text

" Dark blue hand-drawn text on light blue banner bars reads "GRINDAGE

Asking where the hose is at hits different when you're pointing like a 1950s propaganda poster at last call

Bald eagles clutching oversized beer cans is the most honest depiction of American values since deep-fried butter got its own booth at the state fair

Leagues filled every lane

Believing God personally selected you to stop being a jerk is a level of gullibility that even Lazlo couldn't calculate

United Citizen Federation - Unisex Tank Top shawshank redemption " Dark blue hand-drawn textCitizenship requires federal service, which sounds reasonable until the recruiting office is staffed by amputees who still think it was worth it. Nothing says propaganda like a logo designed to make fascism feel like a semester abroad. Inspired by Starship Troopers. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem depicts the United Citizen Federation insignia, a stylized bird of prey gripping a globe with wings spread upward. Bold white text reads