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Bernie's sunglasses are doing more acting than most living people manage on vacation

Green serif text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanks a gray circular saw blade icon at the bottom

arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five-pointed star on each side

NY" in a white-bordered box

and "SHIPWRECK" on the third

Please Touch My Dinghy - Unisex Hoodie union city Bernie's sunglasses are doing moreAsking strangers to touch your dinghy is a request that only works when there's an inflatable raft in the illustration. Nobody is impressed by the size, but everyone respects the confidence. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "PLEASE TOUCH MY DINGHY" in large capitals. Below, a white halftone illustration of an inflatable dinghy boat appears from a three quarter angle, showing inflated pontoon tubes, a bench seat, and a transom, rendered