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followed by cursive text reading "Continental Cuisine

Pilgrims literally crossed an ocean specifically to settle and then named their whole identity after it

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A vintage hand-drawn aerial illustration depicts a mid-century resort complex with multi-story buildings

Arched dark brown distressed serif text reads "COFFEE" above a 1950s rubber-hose-style cartoon coffee cup mascot with a smiling face

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