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Large hot pink inverted triangle sits behind a teal crosshatch grid

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Flowing white script text reads "Recreation Alleys" above a distressed white illustration of a bowling ball striking pins in a radial burst pattern with motion lines radiating outward

Brockton's Pilgrims took the field in 1915 as part of Massachusetts' independent baseball tradition

Ordering the Old 96er is less a dinner choice and more a hostage negotiation between Chet's pride and his digestive system

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