Ned Ryerson Life Insurance Co. - Unisex Sweatshirt spaceballs1 flanked by a golf bag

flanked by a golf bag on the left and a weathered halftone portrait on the right

Heavy weathered texture throughout the lettering gives a vintage screen-print appearance

Selective hearing is a skill most people pretend they don't have while actively perfecting it in every conversation

Arched white uppercase sans-serif text reads "WHAT YOU GOT ON MY 40 HOMIE

Memphis-style accents in yellow and magenta

Ned Ryerson Life Insurance Co. - Unisex Sweatshirt spaceballs1 flanked by a golf bagNed Ryerson's sales pitch has a 100% close rate when you're trapped in a time loop with no escape. Dying repeatedly only makes the whole life policy more appealing. Inspired by Groundhog Day. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA" above "ESTD 1993." A vintage muted color illustrated portrait of Ned Ryerson depicts him in a bowler hat, glasses, and an enthusiastic open mouthed grin. Golden yellow decorative text reads