I Do it For The Ho's - Unisex Sweatshirt allentown acknowledging that surviving December requires

acknowledging that surviving December requires the same energy as a Slayer mosh pit

CA" with white text reading "SINCE 1997" at the bottom

" A distressed golden-yellow illustration of a mustachioed baseball player in an upright pose stands beside a bat

Large mint-green retro cursive text with white outlines below reads "You Like Raisins

" with individual characters split diagonally between white and light blue

I Do it For The Ho's - Unisex Sweatshirt allentown acknowledging that surviving December requiresSanta openly admitting he does it for the ho's is the most honest thing a man in a red suit has ever said. Delivering packages to every house in one night was already suspicious behavior. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I DO IT FOR THE HO'S" in chunky bold lettering. A vintage hand drawn white illustration of Santa Claus's face sits below, depicting his hat, bushy beard, mustache, and grinning expression with a weathered texture