Do Not Resuscitate - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Running fully engulfed in flames

Running fully engulfed in flames counts as a stunt the same way falling off a ladder counts as parkour

flanked by red silhouettes of a rooster and a bird of prey

followed by "INDIANA-MICHIGAN LEAGUE - CLASS D" above a gold brushstroke underline

Distressed white stencil text reads "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" above white serif text reading "Brad Hamilton

Requesting sharks with frickin' laser beams is just basic villain infrastructure

Do Not Resuscitate - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Running fully engulfed in flamesSlapping a legally binding end of life directive on a shirt in varsity lettering is the most unhinged thing a person can wear to a barbecue. Paramedics will need a moment to decide if they're reading a joke or a legal document. The Details: Distressed white Star of Life symbol with a Rod of Asclepius at center sits between two arched lines of weathered white collegiate block text reading "DO NOT" above and "RESUSCITATE" below. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe