Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Adding "-o" to English words

Adding "-o" to English words after three margaritas should count as a second language on a resume

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Weathered golden-yellow block text reads "ÜPSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides

established in 1958 as a Class AA club in South Texas

Carrying a roll of toilet paper into the woods is just a victory lap at this point

Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Adding "-o" to English wordsMullets require the exact same thought process as face tattoos, just applied six inches further back. The front says "I'm a professional," and the back says the deliberation ended somewhere around beer four. The Details: Arched distressed blue text reads "HMMMM NOT SURE" above a blue silhouette profile of a man's head facing left, depicting a prominent mullet hairstyle with weathered texture. Bold blue serif text below reads "GONNA HAVE TO MULLET