Master Baster - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL stylized illustration of a poop

stylized illustration of a poop emoji is centered at the bottom

high-flying stunts in the General Lee

and light blue atomic starburst accents

followed by "I DON'T WANNA BE" and an equally oversized "RIGHT

but management strongly encourages going above and beyond

Master Baster - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL stylized illustration of a poopBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit