John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Size:L worn white text reads "JIGAWATTS"

worn white text reads "JIGAWATTS" in bold serif lettering

Three yellow rectangular bars contain black uppercase text listing each rule about sleep

sunglassed face rises above mountain peak silhouettes

White text at the top reads "SUPER 1/4 LB CHAR-BURGER

Crawling through a sewer pipe to open a boat rental is the most aggressive retirement plan in Mexican coastal history

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Size:L worn white text reads "JIGAWATTS"Retiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text