Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_mob Ornate white scrollwork border frames

Ornate white scrollwork border frames the design in a liquor label layout

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Bold crimson block-letter text reads "DIE HARD" on the top line

Smaller black uppercase text reads "THE MUG" directly below in the same slab-serif style

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Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_mob Ornate white scrollwork border framesJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading