Americans Not American'ts - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust depicting a figure holding a

depicting a figure holding a bottle

Bold yellow text in a cinematic serif font below reads "MAY THE FORES BE WITH YOU

That old MUrdock exchange phone number tells you just how long it anchored the community

and most people still stare at the finger like it owes them money

Bold white uppercase block text reads "I DO ALL MY OWN STUNTS" centered in two lines

Americans Not American'ts - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust depicting a figure holding aSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split