Me So Corny v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Minnesota with dark stylized script reading

with dark stylized script reading "Knights" below

the kind of 1950s cocktail den where the drinks were strong and the atmosphere never quit

and "TEXAS" in dark spaced capitals

SANTA CLARA ST

Negotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt

Me So Corny v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Minnesota with dark stylized script readingCandy corn walking around with that much confidence is unearned for Halloween's most polarizing candy. Nobody asked for a soft shoe routine from the treat most people quietly throw away. The Details: Distressed orange block text reads "ME SO CORNY" in a weathered, textured finish. Below, a vintage rubber hose style candy corn character struts with white gloved hands, white rounded shoes, a wide grin, and a tri color body of white, orange, and yellow.