Chester Copperpot's Treasure Expeditions - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Penguins already waddle like they're

Penguins already waddle like they're one gust of wind away from a full yard sale

wearing a plumed helmet and holding a bat over one shoulder

Spelling it with an E-I-G-H is just plausible deniability for the office party

Distressed circular badge in blue and white shows a female roller skater centered between Art Deco turrets

See you fucking morons later

Chester Copperpot's Treasure Expeditions - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Penguins already waddle like they'reCopperpot's entire rsum is a skeleton under a boulder with his wallet intact, and somehow that qualifies him to run a treasure expedition company. Booking a tour takes real customer confidence. Inspired by The Goonies. The Details: A woodcut style coastal scene at the top depicts jagged cliffs, ocean waves, a tall ship, and an oval portrait of Chester Copperpot in an explorer's hat. Cream serif text below reads "Chester COPPERPOT'S Treasure