Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Long Sleeve T-Shirt vintage Bold white block lettering reads

Bold white block lettering reads "ACE ROTHSTEIN'S" above "SPORTS BETTING ADVICE" with horizontal rule accents

Sea Gull Hotel stood along the ocean at 21st Street in Miami Beach

A vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts a single-story yellow-gold building with large windows and a chevron-patterned black-and-white palm trunk to the right

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Chong Li doesn't care about your media credentials

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Long Sleeve T-Shirt vintage Bold white block lettering readsTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered