President Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt friday " "HOT APPLE PIE

" "HOT APPLE PIE

" and large block numerals "1902

"SANTA POCO" appears in the same white bold sans-serif type

Kevin McCallister set the gold standard for unsupervised living

with black flowing script reading "Camino" above four diamond shapes in black

President Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt friday " "HOT APPLE PIETeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text