I Don't Work Here - Unisex Tank Top chester Flanking stars on a Solo

Flanking stars on a Solo cup is the closest thing to a varsity letter most people's livers will ever earn

Smaller gold-tan text beneath reads "33 WEST 52ND STREET

Missing eyebrows every July tell the rest of the story

Red outline of California with a star and black text reading "Central Calif

Knowing where every skeleton hides makes you the most dangerous person Vernon never saw coming

I Don't Work Here - Unisex Tank Top chester Flanking stars on a SoloKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.