Napoleon - Short Dead Dude - Unisex T-Shirt pee-wee " Membership in a jelly

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Napoleon - Short Dead Dude - Unisex T-Shirt pee-wee " Membership in a jellyReducing a self crowned emperor to three words on a book report is the most San Dimas thing imaginable. Napoleon conquered Europe but couldn't handle a waterslide without becoming a complete gremlin. Inspired by Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. The Details: Engraved white illustration depicts Napoleon Bonaparte in his bicorne hat, military uniform with epaulettes and ornamental buttons, rendered in a classical etching style. Elegant white serif text