John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex T-Shirt western two white stars

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Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST

Finishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near-death experience at a Wisconsin lodge

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Ornate white scrollwork border frames the design in a liquor label layout

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex T-Shirt western two white starsRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text