Who Farted? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt gainesville with "NEWTON

with "NEWTON

" with a hyphen splitting the pun

but by simply always being there

" separated by small red stars

and the nuclear codes

Who Farted? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt gainesville with "NEWTONAsking "who farted" in a room has a 100% false denial rate and a 0% chance of producing a credible suspect. Nobody has ever answered honestly, making it the most rhetorically pointless question in human history. The Details: Distressed golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "Who Farted?" in rounded, flowing 1970s style letterforms with a vintage worn texture. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck shoulders