I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_diehard a cartoon-style hand in peach

a cartoon-style hand in peach skin tone with black outlines holds up two fingers in a peace sign

with white palm trees

Rebranding a device sketched on a toilet after a concussion as a sleek Silicon Valley logo is peak startup energy

" Bold distressed white block letters read "HOMEWORK & REPORTS" above a golden-yellow banner with dark text reading "service

A central illustration depicts a bowling ball with speed lines striking two pins beside a wagon wheel

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_diehard a cartoon-style hand in peachBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked