I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Wearing a shirt that admits

Wearing a shirt that admits it's the unfunny one takes the same energy as introducing yourself as someone's disappointing friend

The Kevin McCallister Home Security company

Smaller distressed white text reads "ESTABLISHED" above clean white serif numerals "1987" at the base

Named for the crop that built the town

with "FASHIONED" spanning below in matching style

I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Wearing a shirt that admitsGhosts of Christmas past, present, and future are significantly less terrifying than the whiskey, vodka, and rum trinity that actually visits you on December 25th. Nobody needs supernatural intervention when blackout spirits already handle the life reassessment. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I WAS VISITED BY" above bold distressed white text reading "THREE SPIRITS." Below, three illustrated liquor bottles stand in a row, labeled