Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Tank Top mission Retro bubble script reads "Merica"

Retro bubble script reads "Merica" in white with layered red and light blue shadow bands creating a 3D stacked effect

Inspired by The Running Man

Distressed white block text reads "I RUN" on the first line

Arched distressed golden-yellow serif text reads "PEORIA

A vintage hand-drawn illustration of a sliced sausage log with two cut rounds sits at the top

Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Tank Top mission Retro bubble script reads "Merica"Kilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal