Fukitol - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Distressed white stencil-style text below

Distressed white stencil-style text below reads "GET OFF MY LAWN

and red tie

Randolph Duke can appraise a Patek Philippe and an entire city's dignity in the same breath

gets carried inside before the fireworks start

holding a bat and pennant flag

Fukitol - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Distressed white stencil-style text belowFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"