Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Tank Top Size:S George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses

George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out

A mid-century modern illustration depicts an A-frame bowling alley building in red and blue with yellow awnings and a red line-work parking lot

which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon

Designed in a retro distressed style

IL" in a weathered finish

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Tank Top Size:S George Washington wearing aviator sunglassesSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small