Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Purple curved text reads "WICHITA

Purple curved text reads "WICHITA KANSAS" along the lower arc

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Arched cream text reads "WORLD'S FIRST TIME TRAVELER" around a vintage hand-drawn portrait of Einstein in beige tones

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Burnt orange blackletter text reads "Parisians" beside a cartoon illustration of a rotund baseball player in a light blue cap and uniform

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